Wednesday, October 15, 2008

The economic arm.

From the online version of The Evening Times, October 15, 2008:

A shot in the economic arm is what many people are hoping is the results of a railroad connection line soon to be constructed in Turrell.


If this sentence were a person it would be a teenager, about 6'2", bone-skinny, covered with acne, and gifted with a cracking voice, a tendency to blush, and inappropriately timed erections. It's that awkward.

Let's try this:

Many people are hoping that a railroad connection line soon to be constructed in Turrell will be a boost for the community's economy.


Though I do hate to lose the talk about the "economic arm." Is an economic arm larger or smaller than a baby's arm?

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