Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Blown cash

From The Evening Times online archives, dated October 14, 2008:

Apparently, this guy left a bag of money on the back of his truck.

It looked like money from heaven late Thursday but someone has a lot of cash they is not theirs.


They is not, indeed.

According to a spokesman for the Crittenden County Sheriff's Department, $3,900 was has been returned but another $30,000 is still missing. Inside the pouch were money bands designated for $10,000 but not cash was wrapped in them.


Two things:

  • "...was has been returned..."
  • "...but not cash was wrapped in them."


What was wrapped in them? Crumb comics? Monkey feces? Jelly beans? Why do you taunt us with this mystery?

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